He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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