i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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