I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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