Don't you send me to vm
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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