Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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