Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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