Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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