I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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