talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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