where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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