shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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