glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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