She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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