READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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