I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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