I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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