I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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