Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
