Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
