i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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