I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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