i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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