There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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