whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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