My hand turned me down
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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