im about as happy as oj after his trial
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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