It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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