It's Friday. Sex?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Randomize
