just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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