people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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