My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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