o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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