also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
