Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i've created a new STD.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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