i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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