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Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.

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(408): View more from California

i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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(514): View more from Quebec

She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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(256): View more from Alabama

Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....

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(410): View more from Maryland

So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

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YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.

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(813): View more from Florida

Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.

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