Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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