Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she peed on how many people?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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