so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
