just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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