Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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