There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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