i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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