Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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