Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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