He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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