It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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