STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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