I think scott just propositioned me for sex
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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