Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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