id be glad to
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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