i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You were trust falling into bushes
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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