I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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