belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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