i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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