I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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