3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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