If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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