How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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