we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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